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Re: FUNNY! Newbie to Gore!

I could potentially handle it, then again closest i've come to a bloated decomp corpse was a huge elk which likely died from being hit by a car and left in 95 degree + weather. at that point even a skunk smells pleasent
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lol@the spewing and nokia tune at the same time.
should be posted in humour!!
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I could potentially handle it, then again closest i've come to a bloated decomp corpse was a huge elk which likely died from being hit by a car and left in 95 degree + weather. at that point even a skunk smells pleasent
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get that man a bucket
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I don't know how I would handle A dead body and it's wonderful smell's up close and personal!!??!!My daughter job shadowed A Coroner and picked up A guy that was found 3 day's after death in A ditch all bloated and what-not and she said the smell was weirdly sweet and it reminded her of corn chip's!!??!!
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He sounds like my boy, GG Allin. Fucking funny.
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Maybe he should think about a new line of work maybe something his tummy can handle
jajajaja thats funny too.
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It can't smell as bad as dead badger. Nothing smells that bad.
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Hurled my first time too.
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O poor man! Dealing with the dead & decomposing isn't most obviously his thing.


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