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05-05-2011, 02:16 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2282 male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 202 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: FUNNY! Newbie to Gore!
id tell him to shut the fuck up ;)  |
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05-05-2011, 04:25 AM
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Re: FUNNY! Newbie to Gore!
I witnessed a dead body vomit into the face of a police officer once. The body was suspended, (Hanging suicide) and when the noose was cut the body slouched forward and down expelling all of its gassed up stomach contents forwards. Police officer was standing at the wrong place.LOL........Officer turned green and then we had projectile vomit going in all directions..........I sill LMFO everytime I think of it !
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05-05-2011, 06:38 AM
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Re: FUNNY! Newbie to Gore!
"But the worst thing I ever done-I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater,hid the puke in my jacket,climbed up to the balcony and then,t-then,I made a noise like this..."
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