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I thought soccer players were females.
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I thought soccer players were females.
Must be from your brain damage playing "football"
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Re: A Crocodile Kills Soccer Player in Costa Rica

Crocodiles after hippos are the #2 killers of humans in the world in the animal kingdom. That's my fun info dump fact for the day
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Humans are arrogant, entitled arseholes. Smartarse, taking a dip with fucking dinosaurs...
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is wrong to play soccer in the river
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reminds me of that croc that did the same to a woman. like a trophy. jumping off that bridge into a river where crocs live wasn't the brightest thing he came up with
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I wonder if people from different lifestyles, cultures, ethnicities, etc., taste different from each other and if the croc could speak if he could let us in on a detailed review
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And people fear sharks? It's not like I love sharks but... Crocs are cold blooded reptiles who store food for later. They like their meat aged and tender. He was on his way to put Jesus under a rock till he's cooked just right. They NEVER pass up a meal.

A shark might have a damaging "taste" nudge but a croc will eat you every time. I know this b/c I'm from Miami Beach where we swam with sharks on the other side of the sand bar for 100 years without knowing. Helicopter footage cleared that up for us. But I never once went to the Everglades where I didn't see me a gator snacking, often on another gator. When you're canoeing or kayaking, they are like right there. They'll nudge your boat. Fortunately, they're not really the jump up in the air and take down your canoe kind of creature. On land, they are as fast as a horse but not a lot of stamina.

I also lived in CR for a few years taking care of my dad. Crocs are protected. They live around 100 years and never stop growing. At this point, in CR, they are all freaking enormous. Locals are ready to return to hunting them but other locals cry foul. Crocs are in all the fresh water rivers of CR and when pushed out by big rains or a lack of food, surf the waves like red snapper. Google that. If sharks in the waves freak you out, see what a 25 ft croc with that tail as a rudder can do when he surfs.

Jesus died dumb. I'm sorry to his mother and perhaps futbol.
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Why would they kill the croc.? He didn't do anything wrong! by the size of him he must be quite old. face
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That croc was huge! Hopefully he died quickly.


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