Drunk worker got his hand stuck in machine

barfbag68 · #51 ● 05-31-2010, 01:19 AM

that's what happens when you masturbate too much! or at least that's what the nuns at school tell me. :(

evil_stu · #52 ● 05-31-2010, 05:31 AM

what's his work? lesson learned for the dumbass!

Nymphetaminion · #53 ● 05-31-2010, 05:38 AM

oops.

shoottokill · #54 ● 05-31-2010, 08:28 AM

looks like a damn tasty popsicle if ever i saw one....can i lick off that sweet red strawberry mess?

not

Pelle · #55 ● 05-31-2010, 10:34 AM

Need a hand?

Tomoyoshi · #56 ● 06-01-2010, 01:41 AM

I use to have fears of accidentally sheering my finger(s) off at work but fear of not embarrassing myself overpowered it. This might bring that fear back. That really sucks for him, he won't even be able to admin or custodial work.

PsychodelicTurtle · #57 ● 09-05-2010, 05:04 PM

One less hand to hafta raise to his mouth, huh.

lorelli09 · #58 ● 09-05-2010, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Smitju ↗

Luckely for this guy, he is drunk :). And when you're drunk you don't feel anything.

I guess the only thing he's thinking now is: "Shit, now i have to lift the beerbottle with my right hand."

Looks as though his right hand is a mess as bad as his left hand. Poor bastard

johnleeknoefler · #59 ● 09-07-2010, 02:57 AM

Originally Posted by el loco ↗

whats that green thing coming out of his hand? gross.

I just realized we are looking at some idiotic form of lawn mower injury. I can hardly imagine how he got both hands involved. Look closely and you will notice the chopped blade of grass here and there. Poor guy really screwed up. Sucks to be stupid AND drunk.

cottonfever · #60 ● 09-08-2010, 02:54 AM

I would imagine that (GREEN STUFF) is vegies, also there is bits of lettuce,they put it through ,must have hurt!!!

Drunk worker got his hand stuck in machine

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