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Re: Colonoscopy

After the procedure I was so lubed up I actually slid off the hospital toilet

No pictures of that, lol
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I do have to get the endoscopy done. Maybe I will get pictures of the inside of my stomach! Is it bad I'm excited about that?

Nah! It just means you fit in here
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Re: Colonoscopy

I've always thought about pranking the physician by leaving a 'surprise' item for them to discover...
Specifically, a 'please try again' bottle cap from one of those instant-win sweepstakes offer on bottles of soda

Where would you leave it?

Would you swallow it or just leave it under your body?
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Re: Colonoscopy

Where would you leave it?

Would you swallow it or just leave it under your body?
Well... to be blunt; I'd stick it up my butthole

I wouldn't want to put it anywhere I couldn't retrieve it myself, just in case...
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What... No Gremlins
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Re: Colonoscopy

Sadly, I've had this procedure done... Same problem as yours states...

The worst part of this procedure? the "Colon prep".

Whole bottle of miralax, 8 dulcolax tablets, LOTS of Gatorade...
And a bad case of ring butt....(because you are glued to toilet...)
They wanna make sure you're cleaned out....
I had to attempt it twice, the colyte I was given the first time didn't clean me out enough, so they gave me this newer stuff called Suprep that tastes like salty unsweetened warm grape Kool Aid...the prep is always the worst, once they put you under the sedation it's like a piece of cake (if they don't find anything that is)
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Re: Colonoscopy

I do have to get the endoscopy done. Maybe I will get pictures of the inside of my stomach! Is it bad I'm excited about that?
Endoscopy's nothing, all I remember is the stuff they sprayed the back of my throat with to numb it up tasted like hell. The next thing I knew my mom was patting me on the shoulder to wake me up in recovery. One rule that seems to apply to everyone, you wake up STARVING
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No pictures of that, lol
Hahaha..well I had no pants on yet or underwear so it would've broken the no nude rule
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Anal, pov style

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Re: Colonoscopy

Hahaha..well I had no pants on yet or underwear so it would've broken the no nude rule

I was just teasing ;)


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