Okay, I'll give it a try.
So they noticed the landing gear was not working. The front gear that is. A person was all hysterical "We gonna die!" So the pilot said, "no, i will land this helicopter". So when he did the hysterical person ran outside, and in his happiness (for surviving), he... jumped into the air. the end.
actually have seen this happen had a buddy of mine thought the helicopter he was on was going to crash as it was landing so he tried jumping out and he got cut in half at about mid chest not pretty and pretty sad since he was a friend