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11-10-2009, 07:43 PM
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Re: Perhaps I Should Visit a Zoo

hmmmm another person in the nuddy did the bear munch on his undergrunts??????????
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Naked people rock. I was just being a smart ass tho, but ya know, whatever. I can't quite tell if you were too or if you were really being mean. It's hard to tell through this damn computer screen, so I will just let it slide this time. This time only tho!

But yes tho, romping aorund in the nude does lots for your self esteem. Heehee.
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Naked people rock. I was just being a smart ass tho, but ya know, whatever. I can't quite tell if you were too or if you were really being mean. It's hard to tell through this damn computer screen, so I will just let it slide this time. This time only tho!

But yes tho, romping aorund in the nude does lots for your self esteem. Heehee.
I just mean, how do so many dead people wind up naked or with their cock and balls exposed? Even ones who die non-violently. Their ass or something is always showing. Or their clothes are just non-existant. It's weird.
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Shit! He fucked up....BAD
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He was running for his life from aliens armed with heat guns. Of course the extreme heat made him peel off his clothes. He then tried to enlist the help of a caged bear to help fight off the alien attackers but the bear ate him, the aliens and the heat guns. This is the most logical explanation.
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^ i'll go with that one
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The bear peeled his victims clothes off before he raped his ass....
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Maybe he wanted to fuck the bear. Hell I don't know.
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I am looking at the cage and wondering how he fell in?
well hey lets all just believe anything we read
if its on the internet it must be true right?
this guy got drunk took off all his clothes then fell thru a 6 inch opening into a cage where the owners in a zoo were starving the bears and he got killed but not eaten
I totally believe this
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yummie


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