JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Man Stood Up at His Wake - Section 12

Man Stood Up at His Wake 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #111  
07-23-2010, 04:35 AM
Shikomizer's Avatar
Shikomizer
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS
Poster Rank:4580
female
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 62
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss62
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

I want to do this at my funeral, Everybody has to have their photo taken with me, put some money in my pocket and watch me do the twist, classy
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Some regrets are real. Membership isn’t one of them
Join Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #112  
07-23-2010, 08:09 AM
becca320's Avatar
becca320
Offline:
Fuck that shit
Poster Rank:343
female
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 3,636
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 7 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3636
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

  #113  
12-16-2011, 02:11 PM
froggy123's Avatar
froggy123
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS
Poster Rank:3618
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 94
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss94
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

i wonder when im dead thay let me be wedge up some nice girl in bed lol
  #114  
12-16-2011, 09:24 PM
Zerothe
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:3415
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 104
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss104
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

I'll admit that when I read the title I thought, now how can that happen ??? He wouldn't know if he was stood up at his wake.
  #115  
12-17-2011, 02:26 AM
hfuekska
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS
Poster Rank:3907
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 82
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss82
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

  #116  
12-18-2011, 08:24 AM
denmetal80's Avatar
denmetal80
Offline:
My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT
Poster Rank:646
micropenis
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,342
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 7 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss1342
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

When i die they should pose me naked with one hand on my dick and in my other a mo smartphone showing dr!
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
kikime112179
  #117  
01-11-2012, 03:15 PM
Shylock's Avatar
Shylock
Offline:
My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT
Poster Rank:362
cock and balls
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 3,333
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 17 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3333
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

Thats jus fucked up
  #118  
01-12-2012, 11:56 PM
pricanpride84xx
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE
Poster Rank:9325
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 16
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss16
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

The man who started it all.
1. El muerto parado (Dead man standing)
2. El muerto sentado (Dead man sitting)
3. El muerto en motora (Dead man on crotch rocket)
4. El muerto en ambulanica (Dead man riding an EMT) Owner

Do a combo search and type Puerto Rico and you might find a few videos of any of those 4.

The funeral home/embalmer may have been fined/shut down since they were the ones who accepted to do all 4 jobs. Im not 100% sure but its kind of a gray area Puerto Rico politicans like always got involved and wanted to make it illegal or at least be tasteful or "normal" by just putting them in the casket like anyone else.
  #119  
01-14-2012, 05:03 AM
kikime112179's Avatar
kikime112179
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:2536
Va-jay-jay All the Way
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 170
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss170
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

I coulda sworn he was alive.....at least he wuz when he left my house that morning! LOL but fuckin' WEIRD! I'm gonna google his ass after I skittle my diddle!
  #120  
01-14-2012, 08:36 AM
grimekeepa's Avatar
grimekeepa
Offline:
My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT
Poster Rank:800
male
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 977
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss977
Re: Man Stood Up at His Wake

Could you imagine if the people that prepared the body forgot to drain all fluids ect. Stand hommie up and he shits his pants everywhere!!!


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO