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07-27-2009, 04:10 AM
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Re: Man Died Taking A Shit
A doc told me that some people mistake a heart attack for a need to deficate. He said it is not uncommon to find dead people that have suffered a heart attack near or on the toilet... Strange but apparently true.
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07-27-2009, 07:57 PM
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Re: Man Died Taking A Shit
honey i dont feel so good i think i gotta shit...45 mins later..AAAAAHHHHHH WHY WONT THE SHIT COME OUT.....FUCK AHHHHHH. the wife comes by "Honey you ok? i havent heard anything from you in a while...hello? you there? he left the door unlocked maybe ill peak in." Sees him in that pose "OMG YOU SHOULD SPRAY SOMETHING. EVEN YOU CANT STAND THE SMELL OF UR SHIT, THATS WHY YOU ARE IN THIS POSITION YOU CANT STAND THE SMELL OF UR OWN ASS. the next day she walks in. OMG UR STILL SITTING THERE YOU JACKASS, THATS IT I WANT A DIVORCE!!! she actually took those pics with her cam to show her friends how lazy her husband was...crazy shit huh?  |
