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07-17-2012, 02:52 AM
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Re: Killed by Bees

Why do bees have such bad inferiority complexes? They act like roided up guidos whenever someone gets near them.
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ouch
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well if he BEEhaved he wouldnt had got stung
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At least he took 5000+ bees with him
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My ex and one of our dogs stumbled across a wasps nest as they walked down a overgrown embankment. They ran for it and managed to get back in the house, but they had wasps still on their clothes/fur, and they were still stinging away!
The poor dog went into shock and started foaming at the mouth as he jumped wildly around trying to snap at his own body. Then he started to vomit.
Meanwhile, my ex was stripping off and stamping on stray wasps, howling with pain.

By that point in the relationship, I just phoned the vets and got the dog sorted.
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OH SHIT... That's gotta fkn sting like a motherfucker
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Let's not forget the 5,000 bees that committed hari kari.
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Poor honey :( What a horrific way to go. Like being stabbed to death thousands of times with a kilt pin.
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One of my WORST fear's right there!!!
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your dick looks like macauley culkin, we got dicks like jesus
You mean your dick is imaginary?


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