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03-14-2011, 04:45 AM
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that's not much space they got
you got that right. it is not financially feasible to give them any real space. can you imagine the smell? plus they are given hormones or something to make them grow faster than they should to produce a bigger turkey faster. like making a quick buck quicker. their bones can barely support their weight and some can't support their weight and never get up again.
so these are the saddest turkeys you'll ever taste on thanksgiving. now lets here from some happier turkeys who have room to grow... they've only just begun... and when the evening comes... (dammit karen stop it! i want to eat, not sing)
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ah, love it
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Who has an adipose heart?
Who has crippled feet?
Who has clipped wings and beak?
Who had hormones for breakfast?
Who pecks other's feathers, eyes or crown because of the squeeze?
Who will bleed to death?
Who will never see the sun?
Christmas dinner!

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