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Old 02-07-2007, 04:57 PM
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A man went to the tattoo parlour and had the words "yes" and "no"
tattooed on his penis. When he got home that night, he approached his
wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants and shorts,
revealing his aroused organ and its new tattoo. "What do you think,
honey?" he asked his wife. Deliberately she said, "You tell me how to
cook, you tell me how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the
laundry, and now you're going to put words in my mouth?"
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