Rude Joke I Found Hilarious

[guttsfukk]

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."

[ARTSAVESYOU]

that's disgusting.

[Nyckname]

When I was a kid, "What's grosser that gross" jokes were big.

The only one I remember is "What's...?" "Sitting on your grandpas lap and feeling him get a hard on."

[stevus_maximus]

Originally Posted by Nyckname

When I was a kid, "What's grosser that gross" jokes were big.

The only one I remember is "What's...?" "Sitting on your grandpas lap and feeling him get a hard on."

What's grosser than that? Kissing Grandpa goodnight and he slips you the tongue!

[Hotstuff]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!

[guttsfukk]

Originally Posted by stevus_maximus

What's grosser than that? Kissing Grandpa goodnight and he slips you the tongue!

[Natarella]

Whats grosser then that? Getting to the bottom of the jar of mayo and finding the condom...

[JLO]

Originally Posted by Natarella

Whats grosser then that? Getting to the bottom of the jar of mayo and finding the condom...

I just threw up in my mouth!!

[guttsfukk]

Originally Posted by JLO

I just threw up in my mouth!!

that's a mental picture i dont enjoy

[JLO]

Originally Posted by parasyte

that's a mental picture i dont enjoy

Oh come in parasyte, that's some hot shit right there---umm vomit!