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Old 07-03-2009, 02:43 AM
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MJ did have a heart attack, but it was actually caused by shock and excitement. It seems right before he died there was an ad for Walmart on tv that said boys pants were half off.
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OH NO! That has to be the worst joke i have ever heard. Boooooooooo
uhm... I was about to say the same thing.
 
Old 07-05-2009, 06:22 PM
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The official cause of Michael Jackson's Death has been ruled out. The Jackson family spoke yesterday saying the "King of Pop" died from food poisoning. Apparently Mr. Jackson died from eating 12 yr old wieners.

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Jacko was on holiday in Africa and wanted to go for a swim in the local lake. The ranger told him nobody can swim in it because it's crocodile-infested

One late evening Jacko was melting in the hot weather so decided to chance it and jumped in the lake
As soon as he started splashing around 4 crocodiles headed into the water

By the time the ranger arrived it was too late to save the crocodiles
 
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they found a cure for pedophilia...cardiac arrest
 
Old 07-06-2009, 05:42 AM
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Michael Jackson returned back from a weekend trip. His pet Monkey Bubbles asked him how his weekend went

"Well, it rained all Saturday so I spent most of the time in McDonalds", said Jacko

"Oh dear, what about Sunday?", asked Bubbles

"Pretty ok but cold so I spent the whole day going in and out of McDonalds again"

Later that day there was a knock at the door. Bubbles answered it to find two young boys standing there. "Is Michael at home?", asked one of the boys. Bubbles replied, "He'll be back later. Can I ask who called?"

"Could you tell him the McDonalds came to say thanks!"

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Old 07-12-2009, 12:29 PM
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Micheal Jackson died from cardiac arrest. His heart realized it was black so it decided to stop working for a living.
Hehe, that's the only good joke I've read so far, in this thread.
 
Old 07-13-2009, 02:30 PM
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Michael Jackson is Dead... Do you think he will donate is organs to Children?

just like when he was alive?

lol
 
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Hee Hee

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DUDE THESE SUCK ASS HOLE! ALL OF THEM! NOT ONE IS FUNNY JUST LONG ASININE PARAGREAPHS! KILL THIS THREAD
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