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| Re: Michael Jackson Jokes | Death Pictures and Death Video The official cause of Michael Jackson's Death has been ruled out. The Jackson family spoke yesterday saying the "King of Pop" died from food poisoning. Apparently Mr. Jackson died from eating 12 yr old wieners. ![]() ![]() Last edited by kenneth boyd; 07-05-2009 at 06:37 PM. Reason: spell check |
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| Re: Michael Jackson Jokes | Death Pictures and Death Video Jacko was on holiday in Africa and wanted to go for a swim in the local lake. The ranger told him nobody can swim in it because it's crocodile-infested One late evening Jacko was melting in the hot weather so decided to chance it and jumped in the lake As soon as he started splashing around 4 crocodiles headed into the water By the time the ranger arrived it was too late to save the crocodiles |
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| Re: Michael Jackson Jokes | Death Pictures and Death Video Michael Jackson returned back from a weekend trip. His pet Monkey Bubbles asked him how his weekend went "Well, it rained all Saturday so I spent most of the time in McDonalds", said Jacko "Oh dear, what about Sunday?", asked Bubbles "Pretty ok but cold so I spent the whole day going in and out of McDonalds again" Later that day there was a knock at the door. Bubbles answered it to find two young boys standing there. "Is Michael at home?", asked one of the boys. Bubbles replied, "He'll be back later. Can I ask who called?" "Could you tell him the McDonalds came to say thanks!" Last edited by jb007; 07-06-2009 at 05:51 AM. |