Michael Jackson Jokes

[Malekith]

Following the shock of MJs death, doctors have revealed that the cause of death was not a cardiac arrest but a reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

[guttsfukk]

Originally Posted by Malekith

To mark the death of MJ, McDonalds have brought out the McJacko burger...50 year old meat inbetween 10 year old buns.

so wrong, but so good

[Hotstuff]

Originally Posted by happy

A little boy asked his mother, is God black or white?
The mother says: Son, God is neither black or white, male or female, adult or child.
The little boy thinks for a moment, then says: Oh, God is Michael Jackson.

Disclaimer; No disrespect to Michael or his fans.

disclaimer?? jesus christ grow some balls

[Hotstuff]

Originally Posted by smackem

No way, Hun. Any straight man knows poopie when he see's it.

by my standards a straight man wouldnt use the word 'poopie'

ultra gay!

[happy]

Originally Posted by hotstuff

disclaimer?? jesus christ grow some balls

Showing respect for others is not weakness.

As for my remarks toward you, I was only kidding for christ sake.
TRUCE

[elitexhunting999]

lets erase all this dumb shit and start over with funny jokes.

[SSCARZZ]

He died the day he molested his victim..

[Malekith]

MJ isn't being burried. He is being recycled into a carrier bag so he can still be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

[Thatnewguy]

Micheal Jackson died from cardiac arrest. His heart realized it was black so it decided to stop working for a living.

[scots77]

Michael Jackson is said to have died due to a inherited cardiac condition from his Scottish Protestant Forefathers - its called the "Billy Gene" !!

For sale on Ebay... One white gloveindex finger slightly soiled!!