The Haitian Joke Thread

[Klown]

[Teh_Kittay]

Tøp Døg broke up with his Haitian girlfriend.
She was crushed.




A devastating earthquake measuring 7.3 on the Richter scale has rocked Haiti.

20,000 Haitians have reportedly died and over 100,000 are injured.

In response to this, Canada is sending troopers to help with riots, the European community is sending food and money, and other Caribbean countries are sending supplies.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending 200,000 blacks to replace the dead ones.





I don't see the point in sending money to Haiti, it's not exactly like there are any shops left to spend it in.

[scorpion9]

How many Haitians does it take to change a light bulb?

about 3 buckets

[Casketgirl]

hahaha new blocks on the kids

[juancarlos331]

great jokes everyone

[beermaster]

Ahh classy guys,luv it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like the Afgani war,have ya seen the place. Fuckin have it,just neuc the whole damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!