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Old 02-05-2010, 02:05 PM
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A guy at the end of the bar orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all
over them...The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens... So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit
her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her boobs and she decks him!

He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do that?'

'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has the licker license!'
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Have to send that to my friends.
 
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