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Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker
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(AP) ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Trish Hoffman said Thursday an investigation is continuing but the man faces a potential charge for battery.

Hoffman says Food and Drug Administration authorities are also looking into the case and might pursue a federal felony charge for food tampering.

Police responded to the Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque on Jan. 26 after a woman called 911 and reported a store employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

Hoffman says the man was arrested on an unrelated warrant.

(Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

what is wrong with people?

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Old 02-21-2011, 10:17 PM
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He needs his ass beat!

And his cellies BUBBA and HACKSAW need to let HIM sample some of their semen.

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Old 02-21-2011, 10:18 PM
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I would fuck this dude up.....

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Old 02-21-2011, 10:20 PM
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hey this is nm his cellies would be juan and julio

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Old 02-22-2011, 12:26 AM
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hey this is nm his cellies would be juan and julio
or Sitting Bull and Painted Horse......

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Old 02-22-2011, 03:41 AM
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Some people just live it up.

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Old 02-22-2011, 01:01 PM
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This guy will prob do 5 years over this. You never want your crime featured in the news because the judge now knows everyone is looking. This assplug deserves every single day though.

Hats off to the woman for the recognizing the distinct difference between Greek yogurt and semen. Stay classy

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No matter what his cellmates names, he needs to sample some of their semen....in BOTH ENDS. would serve him right.

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They should use his balls for racketball.
And, how much sperm have these people in NM sampled that they are able to notice????

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