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Old 04-18-2015, 02:33 PM
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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

Snoring.

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

I bet she is a methhead.

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

in this case the pen IS mightier than the sword.

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Old 04-19-2015, 10:16 AM
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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

Maybe he'll get the picture that his snoring is a problem affecting other people and seek treatment.







Yeah, right

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Old 04-20-2015, 02:43 AM
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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

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My mom stabbed her little brother in the shoulder with a pencil when she was 12. They had to go to the doctor's office to get the graphite out. I don't remember what he did, but even he admits he deserved it

The pencil may have had lead in it.

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Old 04-20-2015, 02:47 AM
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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

I expected at least one of you to mention the witness saying the victim screamed like a little girl and the victim agreeing that he had done so.

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

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The pencil may have had lead in it.
That's an urban legend
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The black core of pencils is still referred to as lead, even though it never contained the element lead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

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Liars! Since we were little kids!

Thank you for clarifying.

I did enjoy reading this because it used the word, "penis."

Pencil, from Old French pincel, a small paintbrush, from Latin penicillus a "little tail" (see penis—pincellus is Latin from the post-classical period[1]) is an artist's fine brush of camel hair, also used for writing before modern lead or chalk pencils; the meaning of "graphite writing implement" apparently evolved late in the 16th century.

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

He's an even bigger dumbass for not pressing charges.

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Re: Woman Removed From Plane For Stabbing Snoring Man With Ball Point Pen

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He's an even bigger dumbass for not pressing charges.
I still think it was the hat that pissed her off.

Maybe they'll add a Snoring Section to planes now.

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