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Old 04-27-2012, 03:35 PM
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According to witnesses talking to China News 24, the woman was riding a scooter and tried to park it in front of the man's shop. She was going to pick up her son, who attends the elementary school in that neighborhood.

The man went out of the shop and told her that she couldn't park her scooter there. She protested and a the shouting match started. After a while they started to fight physically. The woman called her husband and brother, who came to the scene. But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

The paramedics tried to revive him on the spot to no avail. He was rushed to the hospitals, but doctors couldn't do anything for him. I really want to know what the death certificate says. And I really want to know how the hell one can die from ballsqueezing.

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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

sperm backed up to his brain ?

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Old 04-27-2012, 05:01 PM
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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

Death by Ballsqueeze?

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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

Whats with all these ball breaking news stories on DR?

I swear the women here are sitting at their computers with their cats and cackling away.

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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

old guy - the stress, pain and excitement prob lead to heart failure

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Old 04-27-2012, 07:34 PM
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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

That'a one of the funniest lines I have heard for a while.

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Old 04-28-2012, 12:00 AM
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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

Good for her! Another female hulking out!

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isn't this the same as being married?

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Re: Woman Kills Man by Hulk Gripping Balls

She needs to hang a pair of brass balls off her scooter to warn people not to mess with her.

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