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Old 11-11-2013, 01:51 AM
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There was a bedroom right next to the kitchen and I could hear weird slurping sounds coming from it so I peeked my head around the corner and saw this new guy lying on the top bunk of some bunkbeds basically jerking off with our dinner.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew wwwwww! Did he get salmonella poisoning?

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Old 11-11-2013, 03:40 AM
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew wwwwww! Did he get salmonella poisoning?
Don't know, never saw him again after that.

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Old 11-11-2013, 04:30 PM
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I lived in a group home in my late teens and I was the only one that could cook so I pulled a raw chicken out of the fridge and washed it. At that moment one of the other guys asked me if I wanted to burn a doob so I accepted.
I left the chicken sitting in a pan on the counter and commenced to get high in the back bedroom. After smoking we started getting hungry so I went out to continue preparing dinner. Problem was the chicken was missing.
There was a bedroom right next to the kitchen and I could hear weird slurping sounds coming from it so I peeked my head around the corner and saw this new guy lying on the top bunk of some bunkbeds basically jerking off with our dinner.
So I quietly made my way to the back bedroom and told my other roomates about what I just saw. We all snuck in there staying low so he couldn't see us and then we popped up and busted his ass. These guys were very rough juvenile delinquents who didn't take it very well that this guy was fucking our dinner.
One of them asked "What the fuck are you doing with that chicken Paul"? His answer was that he was eating it. So they basically started kicking his ass and made him eat it, raw. He was gone the next day and the HRS which controlled foster homes shut down the home.
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Old 04-27-2014, 01:39 PM
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:23 AM
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after the 4th time I would have given him the raft

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Old 05-19-2014, 02:44 AM
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