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Old 06-30-2011, 04:10 PM
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The turtles don't care if it's a runway. They are following their natural instincts. Brilliant story. I love turtles.

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I knew, I knew it.
Turtles have planned to invade our planet, (just very slowly, but they will). If 78 turtles managed to shut down JFK airport, can you imagine what thousands, millions, billions of turtles would be able to do?


The 31 years of delay are actually the time that took to the extraterrestrial turtles (the actual crew of the crashed alien spacecraft) to get to Stanton Friedman's home and confessed the true story behind Roswell. The alien turtles weren't spotted by the Military because after the crash they kept playing dead and were mistaken for rocks, hence left behind.
Also all the stories that you hear about the alleged alien "reptilians" species: BS, they're all BS being spreaded by both men in black and peeps who did hit the bottle right before their close encounters:

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Left: what they think to have seen
Right: what they've actually seen


And what about Grendizer?
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Its author obviously saw some alien turtle wile drunk, then got inspiration from there.
Lock your doors, load your rifles because they're coming:
slooooowly,
but they're coming.
awww and i always assumed it be cats that would take over the world not turtles XD

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It's the Turtle Apocalypse! Run!! Or at least walk a little faster.

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great imagination

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