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Old 05-20-2014, 04:52 AM
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Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM.

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Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN reports.

Officers arriving on the scene say they saw him walking around the bar nude, thrusting his hips in the air, according to WGNS Radio.

Hutton was taken outside and ordered to sit at a wooden picnic table.

Police say he then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” WATE.com reports.

Officers noted in their police report that Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet. He was charged with public intoxication and taken to the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. He is due in court on July 1.

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Lonnie Hutton, 49, was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Wtf is wrong with ppl. I heard on the radio the other day that some guy tried to fuck a beer can and had to go to the ER cause he cut his junk all up.

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Too funny @ gatagato

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

What?!?

Guys, they make a sex toy for men called the Fleshlight. Run a search through Google.

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

He must be spotty upstairs. People get drunk everyday and don't try to copulate with inert items in public. Weak, bad genes and brain.

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops


What a moron!

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Oh and he just had to be from TN!

Get this man some meds!

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Well...at least it wasn't his relative. This time.

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Wtf? Bwaaahhhaaaa

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Re: Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Should be in a mental hospital.

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