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Old 04-20-2012, 03:38 AM
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A Slow Day in the News Has Crappy Results...

I nearly fell off my chair when I herd their last name was Skidmore!!!!

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lmao thats fucked up.. not the part about the teacher letting the girl sit in her soiled pants, but the part where their last name is Skidmore and she shits constantly, this time on herself... and all her business is on the news. fucked up. i had several accidents in school. i wish i never existed when people knew about it.

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btw.. this seemed like a slow week for news :(.

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Bet the girl was so embarrassed, probably scarred for life

But yeah i lol at the name

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I would have taken my child out of the school! Granted, the kids will forget it when something else happens, but, this poor kid had to feel humiliated.

Children are not robots or pets! They have accidents sometimes, as do older people.

No bathroom during testing, my ass! If the child missed a few points, oh well!

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"Skidmore", "bottom line" ironic.

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Re: A Slow Day in the News Has Crappy Results...

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"Skidmore", "bottom line" ironic.
did you mean
"Skidmore", "bottom line" ironic as in "Skidmore", "bottom" line - ironic?
funny butt that is disgusting!

Don't forget to wipe (the blackboard)! i have to wonder if the skidmores support paperless billing?
after all it is one thing that doesn't leave a mark (on ones carbon footprint).

it was an important math test and my god, the child is in kindergarten. that test could be the difference between her becoming a college graduate or some junkie prostitute on a street corner.

so if she was allowd to visit the bathroom during the test, what was the harm? less time to answer the questions? or did the teacher think she had hacked a computer, got the questions and answers and had them written down on a paper towel she had hidden in the bathroom trash container?

i have a couple of shitty math questions for a test...

1. what is 1 girl who has to go #2 but is minus 1 toilet and plus 1 cunt for a teacher?

(answer: if #2 = BM and BM >what can be containable by 1 then 1 is over and above multiple BM's and then circumferenced by 1 item of carbon and hydrogen formed into monomers and then polymerized.)*

2. true or false?
skid > = -1 load divided by 2 feet

(answer: true)

*if #2 = BM and BM is more than what can be containable by one (little girl) then 1 (little girl) is (sitting) above and over multible BM's and then wrapped with a trash bag.(how thoughtful of the teacher.)

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