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Old 07-11-2014, 04:20 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

I can feel for this guy, I had a scary encounter with a vicious pack of slugs awhile ago and barely made it out of it with my life I think the plastic chair to take on a turtle may have been a poor choice as well. He must of broken his stick and got desperate

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hahahahah you just actually made me laugh out loud. No, really.

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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

Sounds like a douche who just doesn't like turtles.

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Old 07-13-2014, 03:49 AM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

The story of the tortoise and the hare comes to mind. You can out run the tortoise, but at night when you're sleeping.......

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Old 07-13-2014, 03:19 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

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Sounds like a douche who just doesn't like turtles.
tortoises*. ;)

anyway, turtles are the real assholes. the news story wouldn't have surprised me as much if it ended up being a snapping turtle that was shot.

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Musta been terrifying for that officer, coming face-to-face with that cold reptilian death barrelling down on him at 0.000002203020 miles per hour.

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Old 09-11-2014, 12:54 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

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tortoises*. ;)

anyway, turtles are the real assholes. the news story wouldn't have surprised me as much if it ended up being a snapping turtle that was shot.
I half expected it to be about a giant alligator snapper too. A fucking TORTOISE???????? Sounds like they needed it for some weirdy witchy voodoo stuff tbh.

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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

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tortoises*. ;)

anyway, turtles are the real assholes. the news story wouldn't have surprised me as much if it ended up being a snapping turtle that was shot.
I've always wanted a pet turtle aquarium. The little turtles always looked so cool and happy hanging out on rocks or zipping around in the water. I'd want the aquarium to be huge, though, with curves and twists and turns and big enough to support about a dozen of the little fuckers.

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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

I like turtles.

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Old 09-11-2014, 06:16 PM
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I like zombies.

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