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LETCHER COUNTY, KY -- The combination of chocolate and peanut butter is one that many people find irresistible, but for one Kentucky man it proved criminal.

According to a Smoking Gun report, Andrew Toothman, 22, was taken into custody on Thursday night after being found inside a Kentucky supermarket naked while covered in chocolate and peanut butter.

The Smoking Gun report says that in addition to the chocolate and peanut butter, Toothman was wearing a pair of black boots.

Police allege Toothman also spread peanut butter and chocolate all over the supermarket's floor and the store manager's office.

In addition to smearing the peanut butter and chocolate about himself and the store, the Smoking Gun report claims that Toothman also smeared the cold remedy NyQuil on the store’s floor. He allegedly spelled out the word “Sorry” with the liquid, according to the arrest report.

Officials at the Letcher County jail tell Fox 8 News that Toothman is currently being held on single counts of burglary and criminal mischief and two counts of indecent exposure. His bond has been set at $25,000.

Officials at the Letcher County jail did not provide information on when Toothman’s initial court appearance would take place.
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Re: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate

-"What you in for"
-"I covered myself in peanut butter and chocolate while I was naked in a store."

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Re: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate

Doing the backstroke in Nyquil at Krogers....hell yeah!

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Re: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate

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poor guy must have some mental issues going on..

So funny though! Lmao

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Re: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate

Maybe someone ran into his peanut butter with their chocolate or vice versa.

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I think he was just like fuck it, I feel my crazy coming and Im gonna go out right!

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Great post... Just wait till skippy and hersheys get wind of this!

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Re: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate

What do you expect from someone that looks like the missing fucking link, I am surprised he wasn't dragging a woman by the hair behind him too.

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