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Old 08-25-2011, 08:27 AM
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One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

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A British woman with fake boobs has been left in agony when one implant exploded after she was shot in the chest with a paintball.

The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph while playing the colourful sport at Paintzone Paintball Park near Croydon, South London.

The bizarre injury is thought to be the first of its kind.

At first the woman thought she had just suffered a painful bruise. But when she went to see a doctor a few days later, he revealed the force of the impact had torn the implant.

"Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot but in all the years we've been going we've never seen an incident like this," told a spokesman for UK Paintball, who run the Paintzone Paintball Park.

"It came as a real surprise to hear that a woman had her implant burst at one of our centres," the spokesman stated.

In future, the spokesman said, women with fake boobs will be given extra padding to prevent similar injuries.

Douglas McGeorge, the former president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said the bizarre injury could cost the woman 3,000 pounds.

"This is very, very unusual and this woman was very unlucky. I imagine she was quite slim because the paintball would have had to pierce the skin to rupture the implant.

"I have heard some odd stories over the years but this is one of the strangest.

"And it could prove very costly. She could have to pay up to 3,000 pounds to get the implant replaced," he added.

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Old 08-25-2011, 01:54 PM
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Re: One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

Exploding boobs. That'll teach her. They're going to have to come up with tougher boobs I suppose.

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Old 08-25-2011, 02:04 PM
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Re: One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

I'd love to know how they will determine which women have fake boobs. Obviously some women won't admit to it.

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Old 08-25-2011, 06:15 PM
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Re: One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

I think she is lucky that it hit her 'air bags' isn't that what they are designed for??

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oh well lol

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Why don't they just make them solid?

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Re: One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

When I read exploding breast I thought about that chick on 1000 ways to die that got on the airplane and her implants exploded. Does anyone know if that story is true? I dont think it makes sense, im sure lots of women with implants go on airplanes without them exploding and shooting tit juice all over the place

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Re: One Breast Implant Exploded After Being Shot with Paintball Going 190mph

BOOM! BOOBSHOT!

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