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Obese German Mother Gives Birth to Gigantic Baby, Names Him 'Jihad'

Fuck i hate it when dumb fat cunts like this have 14 fucking kids. Fucking kill these overbreeding pieces of cuntrubbish

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AN obese German mother gave birth to a gigantic baby boy without the help of a C-section, and named him "Jihad."

The newborn child -- the mother's 14th -- weighed in at 13 pounds (six kilograms) to set a new record for Germany's heaviest naturally born baby, news website The Local reported overnight.

His 40-year-old mom, who weighs 528 pounds (240 kilograms), was advised to go under the knife because of the high risks involved with such a large baby, but pushed for a natural delivery Wednesday at Berlin's Charite hospital.

Jihad's giant size is believed to be the result of his mother's untreated gestational diabetes. Doctors believe the woman was aware of her condition, but ate too much sweet food, resulting in her excessively high blood sugar level.

The mother previously had given birth to nine boys and four girls, four of whom were born with birth weights heavier than 11 pounds (five kilograms).

Babies over 8.8 pounds (four kilograms) are judged overweight at birth.
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I bet they just slide out now...

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Fat little bugger fell out sideways.

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2nd pict, middle finger.. guess it's for the comments.

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Poor kid having a bad start.

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Looks like he's going to have a life-long "jihad" against obesity.

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In July, 16-pound Baby JaMichael was born in Texas. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Ann Bates of Canada gave birth to the biggest newborn, in 1879, when her baby weighed in at a whopping 23 pounds, 12 ounces.

“A mother’s weight prior to pregnancy, the amount she gains, and the level of her blood sugar all affect how big a baby will be,” said Dr. Alison Stuebe, assistant professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of North Carolina School of Medicine. “When a mother has gestational diabetes, her fetus is exposed to very high levels of glucose, and to compensate, the fetus releases lots of insulin. Insulin stimulates the baby to store the glucose as fat, increasing the baby’s birth weight.”

Experts said a woman’s uterus can indeed handle 13 pounds of baby (think twins), but the baby’s large size does not come without dangers.

“If delivery is attempted vaginally, but the fetus becomes ‘stuck’ in the pelvis, both the mother and baby have significant increase in health risks (for mother, bleeding and injury to her vaginal canal and uterus; for the baby, lack of oxygen during delivery),” Dr. F. Sessions Cole, director of newborn medicine at St. Louis Children’s Hospital in Missouri, wrote in an email. “For the baby, after delivery, babies who are very large (greater than approximately 9 pounds) are at increased risk of low blood sugar for several days after birth (persistent low blood sugar can cause injury to the baby’s brain which can have lifelong consequences) and serious birth defects (for example, birth defects of the heart).”

Mothers who deliver such large babies are at greater risk of vaginal tears, and babies are at risk of the shoulders getting stuck during delivery. The condition, called shoulder dystocia, can cause permanent paralysis in the affected hand. Babies are also at higher risk of diabetes, obesity and some types of cancer later in life.

“Jihad” is a term in Arabic that translates to the noun “struggle.”

“Both mother and baby are lucky that all went well,” said Dr. Joel Zonszein, professor of clinical medicine at Albert Einstein College of Medicine. “But such a large baby is not a healthy baby, and the mother was irresponsible but lucky in the way she handled her pregnancy and the delivery. A mother that has 14 children should know better. “

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Re: Obese German Mother Gives Birth to Gigantic Baby, Names Him 'Jihad'

And people complain about Americans being fat??

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Re: Obese German Mother Gives Birth to Gigantic Baby, Names Him 'Jihad'

13 pounds aint that big :S

The biggest baby a healthy mom delivered, who truly tipped the scales at 22 pounds, 8 ounces. His mom was Carmelina Fedele from Italy, and that was in 1955

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Re: Obese German Mother Gives Birth to Gigantic Baby, Names Him 'Jihad'

i just want to know who is the idiot or idiots that fuck this fat tub of shit to keep getting her pregnant? they must be fucking desperate! 14 kids! i wonder if the state is paying to support them?

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