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Nude Unicyclist Arrested on Texas Bridge

45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley didn't reinvent the wheel, but he certainly came up with a unique way to get arrested while cruising around on one.

Police detained the Southeast Texas man after he was discovered riding a unicycle naked across a local bridge. In an understatement, Farley was arrested for allegedly distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

In the accompanying police video, a female dispatcher can be overheard saying that Farley is headed North "riding on a unicycle and is not wearing any clothes." And don't worry about viewing the video at work, the potentially offending aspects of Farley's anatomy are blurred out.

He was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure. His bond is reportedly set at $1,500.

In what might be an even stranger development, Kemah police Chief Greg Rikard said even though Farley was not only nude but was repeatedly falling off his unicycle into traffic, he apparently was "not intoxicated or impaired" at the time.

Instead, Farley told police he simply liked the feeling of riding without his clothes, which police later discovered at the base of the bridge.

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Well, it probably does feel good on a hot day. He may have a point there!

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so... does he have to register as a sex offender also? this seems more deserving than pissing on the side of the highway.

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yeah...happened not too far from where I live. It was some pretty big news here. Not every day you see a nudist unicycling on the Kemah Bridge.

He's lucky he didn't get splattered everywhere. That bridge attracts some horrible drivers

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so... does he have to register as a sex offender also? this seems more deserving than pissing on the side of the highway.

A lot of people called so I guess he wasn't easy on the eyes, but, if there were children who saw him, that's a tough one!

I think the fine is high, but, if he had no other incidents, they should go easier on him. Your friend as well. I know this was discussed in another post.

It's kind of like, "Is something sexual harrassment if you don't like the person, but, if you like him or her, it's ok?" Tough call on both!

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Re: Nude Unicyclist Arrested on Texas Bridge

Women can flash their breasts on the beach, but men can't flash their sack on a unicycle? C'mon world... Loosen up

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