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Naked Oregon Burglar Crawls Into Bed With Couple, Discovers Man Has Gun

An Oregon man was arrested Thursday after he broke into a Portland home, stripped naked, crawled into bed with the couple who live there and kissed the man — who turned out to have a gun — police said.

Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, was held on $310,000 bail in the Multnomah County Jail pending arraignment Friday on charges of first- and second-degree burglary, first-degree sex abuse and unlawful use of a weapon.

An incident report says Defeudis broke into the home about 3:40 a.m. (6:40 a.m. ET) Thursday and began gathering items of value.

He then removed all of his clothes and climbed into bed with the unidentified man and woman who live there — and for some reason kissed the man, it says.

The man woke up to find the burglar sitting on top of him, holding a knife, police said. When the man pulled a gun, the burglar hurriedly put on his pants and fled — chased by the now fully awake man, who fired three shots but missed, according to the report.

Defeudis, who has an extensive arrest record in Oregon and California, was arrested in a vacant house nearby and was treated at a hospital for possible drug-related symptoms, police said.

The victims, who weren't identified, aren't expected to face any charges, police said.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...as-gun-n449671

"Discovers man has gun." Suspect realized quickly the victim's gun was larger and more powerful. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight!

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Awkward.

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Wonder if the woman felt neglected lol

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No threesome for you today, Richie

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I would have let my dog rip the shit outta him.

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Better luck next time Richard

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Wonder if the woman felt neglected lol
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Drug related symptoms? More like sexually frustrated issues...dude's lucky the homeowner wasn't a better shot or not that quite awake.

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Who's betting they could make a comedy from this guy's daily shenanigans?

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