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Old 10-20-2012, 09:04 AM
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'Naked Caveman' Accused Of Terrorising Texan Mountain Walkers


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Residents living near McKelligon Canyon in El Paso say they live in fear of the mysterious man who claims to have been lodging in a remote cave on the mountain for the past three years.
One local told KVIA they 'didn't feel safe' around the bearded occupant, while another claims to have regularly seen him bathing in the laundry room of an apartment complex at the foot of the canyon.
Last week, a group of mountain walkers who stumbled across the shelter claim a naked man sprang from the cave and chased them down the mountainside.



The man has denied the accusations however, claiming 'busy bodies' made up the stories about him running around naked.
'If that's true, where's the pictures?' he told KVIA. 'If that's true, what tattoos does he have? What is he built like? It's stupidity.'
He claims he is not the only resident on the mountain, saying: 'People come out here to barbecue; people come up here to sleep and camp out.'
The cave dweller supports himself by donating blood plasma and through gifts from the public.
Local authorities have said they would investigate the claims to see if his mountainside home is legal.

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Old 10-20-2012, 11:49 AM
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Re: 'Naked Caveman' Accused Of Terrorising Texan Mountain Walkers

Might be fun to hang out with, wonder if he likes to go "clubbing".

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Re: 'Naked Caveman' Accused Of Terrorising Texan Mountain Walkers

ITS A FUCKING HIPSTER!


I thought Texans have guns to deal with this kind of human male.

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Old 10-21-2012, 05:31 AM
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ITS A FUCKING HIPSTER!


I thought Texans have guns to deal with this kind of human male.
they spread out from austin and the montrose region of houston, we get what we can but we can't get them all, i was horrified when i came home last night and my roommate let 5 of his brothers hipster friends into our apartment. so awful just rotting there in front of the tv fucked up and passed out and acting if it was their home. i started to play Wagner and watch death videos (works on wiggers)but they were too lazy to leave, so i secluded myself fell asleep and woke up with nobody around and bolted the doors, you are right, i just need to get a gun and make it easy

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Re: 'Naked Caveman' Accused Of Terrorising Texan Mountain Walkers

Seems he's avoiding life's responsibilities?

Made me laugh though

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Old 10-22-2012, 03:19 AM
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Re: 'Naked Caveman' Accused Of Terrorising Texan Mountain Walkers

if he hasnt stolen anything or hurt anyone, mind your own business and leave the dude alone

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