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Old 03-26-2012, 01:45 PM
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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

This also coming from the continent where if they can't explain something they blame it on witchcraft.

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

Dont forget kids, gods day is 891 years long.

Next time your prayers aren't answered you should think just how backed up he must be to have created such long days.

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Dont forget kids, gods day is 891 years long.

Next time your prayers aren't answered you should think just how backed up he must be to have created such long days.
so, essentially, God is just a child.

Definitely the guy I want to watch over me.

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

ha ha i needed a good laugh

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

LSD is a helluva drug

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

I would go to heaven for the weather...

but hell for the company!

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so, essentially, God is just a child.

Definitely the guy I want to watch over me.
Ever played Sim cities, Command & conquer etc?

I have.

Lets just say certain parts of the world are safer knowing the likes of me aint God-like.

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

I too have been to heaven, it's called AMERICA.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

my map is cheaper.

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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times

That was interesting but no big deal as I have been to heaven before.

I had a busted hand so the hospital gave me Percocets. I was on Clearwater Beach in Florida. The white powdery sand beach and sun beating down on me while the palm tree fronds listed to and fro from the slight breeze. I took a Percocet, had a bikini clad server from the hotel bring me a Rum Runner, slammed a beer while gazing out to the crystal clear waters of the Gulf while a topless girl in a thong set her towel down 20 feet from me. Now if that isn't Heaven I don't know what is!

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