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Old 10-09-2013, 03:45 AM
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A Scottish householder returns home to find that some idiot has took a shit down his chimney. Mike Williams is furious as the chimney had only just been cleaned.. Mike raged: “I was just getting home from work when a neighbour ran up and said they had seen a wee ned (Scottish for ruffian) shitting down the chimney. “He’s even taken a wee photo on his phone.

When I open the door the smell was incredible. “The wee bastards’s shite had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! “It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There’s no way it’ll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? ‘Och, a ned shat down the chimney’? “If I get my hands on the little bastard I’ll kick him so hard in the arse he’ll never sh*t again.” A source at Grampian Police said the crime was “Unpleasant and unusual”.

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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

Send it to the lab!



Maybe the picture would help identify the culprit.

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Old 10-09-2013, 04:01 AM
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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

LMAO @ the mysterious dude taking a shit down random chimneys, this made my day
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“If I get my hands on the little bastard I’ll kick him so hard in the arse he’ll never shit again.”

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Old 10-09-2013, 09:04 AM
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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

Bastard. That's really a shitty thing to do. Glad I haven't got a chimney!

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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

Saw this the other day and i lmao at the pics

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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

This is the funniest thing I have seen/read in ages!!

By the man on the roof a Ruby and send him back up there fer round two!

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Re: Man Looking for Person Who Shit Down His Chimney

If that is the only chimney this miscreant defiled, it was likely personal. And his neighbors snapped cell pictures of the incident rather than calling the police or intervene...? This is bloc party revenge.

Props for creativity, but I'll stick with the classic flaming bag of dog shit on the doorstep & the ole' knock-and-run maneuver. Who knows how long it before he fled the scene. If the owner came back early- this guy would have been fucked. Imagine being arrested with your pants around your ankles and half a turd sticking out your ass.

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