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Old 06-24-2011, 01:47 AM
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DailyMail -It is not an achievement that can readily be savoured by his nearest and dearest. But Kailash Singh has as good a claim as any to the accolade of world’s smelliest man – after refusing to wash for more than 37 years. Mr Singh, 65, has not bathed or cut his 6ft-long dreadlocks since 1974, shortly after he married. Explaining his unconventional decision, Mr Singh claimed a priest guaranteed him a much-prized son and heir if he followed the advice. Despite neighbours joking the sweaty farmer would be lucky persuade his wife to have any children at all, his religious guidance clearly failed – he has seven daughters. Mr Singh spends his days tending cows in 47C heat, yet the only ‘cleansing’ he does allow himself is a ‘fire bath’ each evening, which involves smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing around a bonfire. His long-suffering family admit they did once tried to force him into a stream. ’He fought us off and ran away,’ said wife Kalavati Devi, 60. ‘We’ve tried several times since to force him to have a shower but he puts up such a fuss. ’He says he’d rather die than take a bath and only a son could change his mind. It has been so many years now I’ve got used to it.’ His wife even threatened to stop sleeping with him if he didn’t bathem, but she gave in first, insisting she should be loyal and put up with the stench.

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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Ewwwwww!!!! He wouldnt be sleeping next to me, ill tell ya that much.. 3 days in. I would have left his smelly ass

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Old 06-24-2011, 04:45 AM
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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Take a shower you Indian hippie!

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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

lololol at the family trying to force him into a stream!!!

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Old 06-24-2011, 11:27 AM
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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Now you know what it was like in the middle ages, when bathing wasn't a priority.

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Old 06-24-2011, 11:34 AM
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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Yeah but does ones body not get like, rashes or irritated from lingering dirt?
I imagine he's got a hell of a damn immune system at this point.

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Old 06-24-2011, 11:35 AM
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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

I can't go 24 hours without having a bath or a shower, how this dirty bastard can go 37 years without having a wash is beyond me, lets hope he's not a kinky fella that makes his wife give him a BJ or toss his salad.

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I can't go 24 hours without having a bath or a shower, how this dirty bastard can go 37 years without having a wash is beyond me, lets hope he's not a kinky fella that makes his wife give him a BJ or toss his salad.
There is absolutely no way my mouth would go near an unwashed cock for that long

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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Thank god we can't smell him through the computer. Can you even begin to imagine the stench... *vomits* This is one time I thank god that people weren't right about modern technology like smell-o-vision.

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Re: Man Hasn't Washed Since 1974

Any noodz?

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