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Old 01-04-2016, 03:13 PM
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Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

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A man has died after apparently trying to blow up a condom vending machine in Germany.

The 29-year-old was brought into hospital with a head injury by two other men who first told doctors their colleague injured himself falling downstairs.

But suspicious medical staff called police.

The men subsequently admitted that they had tried to blow up the machine and the victim was injured by a piece of flying metal from by the blast.

He later died of his injuries.

Officers say the suspects apparently got into a car after priming the explosion but the 29-year-old failed to close his door and was hit by debris when the machine exploded.

Police alerted to the explosion in the town of Schoeppingen, close to the border with the Netherlands, on Christmas Day found condom packets and cash lying on the ground, apparently untouched.
Remember folks: follow safety explosive guidelines or your life might get deflated...

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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion



One friend said, "I'll blow up this condom..."

The other friend said, "I'll do you one better..."
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This one definitely deserves a Darwin Award, especially since it was regarding procreation prophylactics. The ultimate irony, the explosives (whatever they were) HAD to be more expensive than a condom. So these goobers must've thought they'd actually use a entire machine full of condoms. So the deceased wanted to engage in procreation, without actually procreating.

It turns out Nature didn't want his stupid genes spreading either, so it decided to help him out.

DEATH = Nature's Ultimate Prophylactic


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Old 01-04-2016, 06:56 PM
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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

Well...F*ck him.

Too bad Karma/Darwin aren't this immediate and direct more often.

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Well that was a bummer

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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

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the suspects apparently got into a car after priming the explosion but the 29-year-old failed to close his door and was hit by debris when the machine exploded
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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

deadly vandal karma

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Those wacky Catholics!

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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

No balloon animals were harmed in this cock-up of a throbbery.

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Re: Man Dies After Condom Vending Machine Explosion

I said to my friend, when i ever will die in this way, please
invent a good lie for me

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