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Old 07-06-2015, 11:28 PM
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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:33 PM
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You guys disgust me. You're talking about lubing each others assholes up in a thread about a poor young man who lost his life. I am speechless and disappointed.

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:34 PM
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You guys disgust me. You're talking about lubing each others assholes up in a thread about a poor young man who lost his life. I am speechless and disappointed.
A fucking saint you are not.

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:35 PM
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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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You guys disgust me. You're talking about lubing each others assholes up in a thread about a poor young man who lost his life. I am speechless and disappointed.
Hey, I can't slather that cold retard's cornhole with Crisco and go to town, so I'll talk about doing it to someone who is still kicking.

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:39 PM
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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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You guys disgust me. You're talking about lubing each others assholes up in a thread about a poor young man who lost his life. I am speechless and disappointed.
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Old 07-06-2015, 11:40 PM
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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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You guys disgust me. You're talking about lubing each others assholes up in a thread about a poor young man who lost his life. I am speechless and disappointed.
It's appalling.

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:56 PM
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It's appalling.
An outrage I tell ya!

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

He died doing what he loved.

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

One less.

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Old 07-07-2015, 06:33 AM
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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

Fucking idiot

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