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Old 06-29-2011, 05:00 PM
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Man Caught Jacking It on Plane. LOL

Kyle Pearce of Florida was flying from Spokane to Denver on May 19, when he shocked fellow passengers by masturbating in his coach-class United Airlines seat, according to an FBI affidavit filed in Denver on May 20, The Smoking Gun reports.

He was, not surprisingly, arrested when United flight 340 touched down in Denver. Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."

Tucked into seat 18D, Pearce allegedly started masturbating before he was caught in the act by his fellow passengers, according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.

A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."

After he ducked into the lavatory, passengers wondered aloud if Pearce was "stoned on marijuana," say court papers posted to The Smoking Gun.

For his in-flight masturbatory shenanigans, Pearce faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail with a year of supervised release and a fine of up to $5,000.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/05/2...ustrav00000003

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That's some fucked up shit!
He shoulda just went to the damn bathroom in the first place like a normal fucken perv.

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That's some fucked up shit!
He shoulda just went to the damn bathroom in the first place like a normal fucken perv.

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I would have smacked him with a book too.....upside his head.

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I don't even like masturbating when I know someone is coming over to my house, much less with a lady with a book nearby.

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I would have smacked him with a book too.....upside his head.
Be careful which head you hit.

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1 "hey, I just joined the Mile High club.''
*hand up for high five*
2 "awesome!"
*slaps hand*
2 "But didn't you go to the restroom by yourself?''
1 "So what?"
2 "Aghgghghgh"
*wiping hand frantically on arm rest*

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