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Old 10-27-2011, 04:28 PM
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:55 PM
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

That's usually the excuse I use when I get caught.

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Went looking for some ass and found a donkey.

Feel bad for the donkey though...

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Went looking for some ass and found a donkey.

Feel bad for the donkey though...

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Old 10-29-2011, 02:45 AM
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Wow... what drugs was he taking...

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Old 10-30-2011, 02:07 AM
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Wow... what drugs was he taking...
ASSphetamine.

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Old 10-30-2011, 06:21 AM
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker

I wonder if her performed the 'donkeypunch' sex move?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=donkeypunch

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Old 10-30-2011, 12:43 PM
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this made my day.

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Old 10-30-2011, 05:56 PM
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker

I think it's stupid that people are persecuted for having sex with animals. Unless it was disrespectful sex, of course. But just plain ol' sex? You're really gonna persecute for that? Why not persecute for masturbation, or petting a kitty or a dog. It's just plain retarded.

The persecution is no less cognitively misfortuned than the beasty-lover, depending on the animal humper's very unique characteristics.

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