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They caught him with his pants down.

Police arrested Florida's alleged serial pooper late Saturday night after an approximately month long investigation into repeated incidents of feces left on the steps of a portable school classroom.

Detectives say Kenneth Martin Sorsony is the man who pooped on Ocala's Fort King Middle School property, the Broward-Palm Beach NewTimes reports.

Reports show that Sorsony, 23, first struck on Sept. 14, and after four incidents on the classroom steps -- two of which included notes allegedly left by the suspect -- cops decided to install security cameras.

Sure enough, the pooper returned and officers released a videotape as well as photos of Sorsony doing his business. Cops received two calls regarding the suspect's identity, and eventually tracked down Sorsony.

Interviewing him at the Ocala Police Department, Bowman said Sarsony told the detective he was the person seen on the surveillance video and said the reason he defecated in front of the classroom was because of “bad spirits.” Sarsony also stated he “needs help,” Bowman said.

Sorsony is charged with five misdemeanor counts of trespassing on school property.
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This doesn't surprise me. The best Indian restaurant I have ever been to in my life is in Ocala.

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Old 10-13-2011, 05:56 PM
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fucking nuts! at a middle school to boot. kill him!

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I had a "Cereal" poop this morning

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lol idiot

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this was a pre-meditated turd as he came equiped with toilet paper (as a posed too a crime of passion turd)

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the phantom shitter strikes again.

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people got issues!

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