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Old 12-03-2014, 05:18 AM
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They were the two that stood out to me too...

I suppose face sitting could be dangerous if some fat bitch was doing it (they said last three were potentially life endangering), but surely people can work that out for themselves.

As for female ejaculation I really cannot think of a reason they'd ban it. I'm sure whatever reason they had was nonsensical.
Its a bit of a laugh really, Cameron can say he's cleaning up the country when really he's passed a law that only affects a tiny group of specialist pornography producers, who'll simply register a partner business abroad to avoid the regulations. Win-win politically and the Christians probably made a nice donation to his campaign funds.

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Have you seen the fucktards that run this country?......have a look at some of them. For those of you lucky enough not to have them in their countries Parliament, they are David Cameron (Chief twat), George Osbourne (The twat that controls the money - badly), William Hague (was a Thatcherite twat even as a teen) and Theresa May (Twat who thinks she's Thatcher re-incarnate) There are more....many more that can be shared.....

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Two pixs didn't work....so here they are:

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Old 12-03-2014, 08:05 AM
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....at least they're all white

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Old 12-03-2014, 10:41 AM
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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Female ejaculation, how ridiculous!
What about face fucking then? That's far more "dangerous" than face sitting. And anyone that's had cum shooting down their throat unexpectedly can vouch for that danger.

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Old 12-03-2014, 11:10 AM
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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Shame, I was going to make a porno this evening that contained all of the acts listed, oh well.

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Old 12-03-2014, 12:01 PM
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Well I might get locked up. Had a girl sit on my face 2 weeks ago and another came like a waterfall. Made a vid of that last one.

No butt sex/licking? I'm ok then.

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Old 12-03-2014, 01:56 PM
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nobody likes a dry twat...

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Sounds to me like some politicians wanted to take a break from financially fucking their citizens to watch really kinky porn!

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

So if I took a trip to the UK and my girl squirted in the middle of sex it would technically be illegal?!? Holy shit.

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