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Old 12-02-2014, 10:53 AM
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The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Apparently this only applies to porn that is produced there, but this is still kinda funny.

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Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.


The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).


Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:



- Spanking
- Caning
- Aggressive whipping
- Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
- Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
- Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
- Female ejaculation
- Strangulation
- Facesitting
- Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults.
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Old 12-02-2014, 11:35 AM
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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Susan Brownmiller and Catherine Mackinnon would have a heyday with number 4.

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

There are so many ways to get around this. The ban really means nothing.

In the US, you cant technically film watersports either. The law in regards to watersports is gray area, but specifies that a man cant have a hardon while urinating. Piss porn is, however, produced here all the time. Most of these producers involved in shady activity like that have their custodian of records outside the US in a place like Prague, but maintain their residence within the US. This enables them to claim the production was filmed in a different country, therefore, avoiding US obscenity laws.

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

Apparently rational thinking and capitalisim have also been banned in England.

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So, women aren't allowed to cum in England...!?! I thought it was in Japan where men come first and women come second......or sometimes not at all, baby.

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

british porn sucks anyway...who the fuck wants to hear girls who sound like criminals in james bond movies.... i fucking hate english ...

as long as the yanks and the germans keep on making porn i'm ok.... russian porn has the hottest girls but they don't speak english, french use condoms in everything, brazilian girls look like men after 5 minutes of watching them closely

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

What is degrading about female ejaculation or face sitting?

This is backwards.

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My ex must be glad she doesn't live in the UK. With great relish, that gal could intake a hand just like a glove.

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Re: The List of Sex Acts Now Banned in the U.K.

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What is degrading about female ejaculation or face sitting?

This is backwards.
They were the two that stood out to me too...

I suppose face sitting could be dangerous if some fat bitch was doing it (they said last three were potentially life endangering), but surely people can work that out for themselves.

As for female ejaculation I really cannot think of a reason they'd ban it. I'm sure whatever reason they had was nonsensical.

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As for female ejaculation I really cannot think of a reason they'd ban it. I'm sure whatever reason they had was nonsensical.
yeah...they don't know how to make their women squirt!!

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