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Old 06-30-2012, 01:19 AM
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Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

You don't have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads.

Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious, (but not particularly sexy), adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog.

They're surely a lifesaver for anyone suffering from intestinal issues, and they definitely beat overdosing on Chanel No. 5. We're going to spend the rest of the day wondering who's wearing one. And giggling.

*Now men can feel what it's like to wear panty shields or maxi pads*

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Old 06-30-2012, 01:29 AM
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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

im gonna call stupid on this one.. farts are a very strong gas.. no matter how much you try to mask it, you can still tell its a fart. lysol? Glade? i know you guys have sprayed that around after you took a shit, but the bottom line is, you can still tell someone took a shit.

what they need to do is invent a tube that inserts in your ass, then run it down to the bottom of your pant leg, let the fart escape at the lowest point of elevation, furthest away from your nose. i'll get a patent on that asap.

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Old 06-30-2012, 03:00 AM
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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

We heard you the first time!

I'm seeing double. Unfortunately, the perfect person to try this died on June 13th, my middle and last living, brother.

He had sleep apnea and his flatuence made him sick when it came through the mask, lol! TMI, I know!

I like to Oust smells out!

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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

idk why it double post when i try to edit.. but.. thats what happened. i dare not type that many words twice.

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Old 06-30-2012, 09:51 AM
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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

"man-pads" LOLOL!

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Old 06-30-2012, 10:12 AM
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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

This removes the pleasure of fart and darts.

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Old 06-30-2012, 11:16 AM
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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

Wish I could get my husband to try them. I can't handle the living room in the winter because his morning farts don't get aired out before I wake up.

I've gone through a grocery store with him a few times when he's started at one end and cleared out more than half the place of everyone but employees just getting the stuff for a sandwich and a two liter of coke.

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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

My brother used to say he'd stand next to an old guy, who wouldn't remember whether or not he farted. He loved doing it in elevators!

Nasty stuff! I would tell him to take it out on to the porch!

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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

Real or not this is to funny XD

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Re: Let It Rip With Fart Deodorizer Pads!

I could do with some of those

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