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No photos of the body part in question? Ahh, gata!

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He was trying to smuggle the country's largest and rare trouser snake out of the country.

Venom sack, lol? I laughed like Beavis and Butthead on that one!

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Old 07-17-2012, 05:37 PM
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13 inches? Gross

I don't know. Might be fun as long as he wasn't a huge fan of oral sex!

What are those odds, lol?

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I was just reading his bio on wikipedia. He has the same problem as Ron Jeremy. He wants to be a legitimate actor. He did some tv, including SVU and was featured on, "Strange Sex".

His birthday is coming up on July 29th, too!

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I saw that documentary some time back. He may have a big dick and all but his personality and hygiene suffered.

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He should just wear a shirt that says "Guinness Book of World Records: Biggest Dick"

That could be taken two ways.

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I saw that documentary some time back. He may have a big dick and all but his personality and hygiene suffered.

He's just an average looking guys and wearing spandex in Summer isn't good! It was a Winter fabric back in the 80's. It is very warm although light weight.

I need a face I like and good hygiene and nice teeth and I'm happy :)

Don't think that is too much to ask. It is nothing more than I would do myself.

I wouldn't expect anyone to want to be close to me if I smelled bad, had rotten teeth and no personality, even if they liked certain body parts!

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No photos of the body part in question?
Yes I did a bit of an extended search too

Think I found one that was mostly in shadow and another that was pixelated. Way too big for me to consider, but I don't mind having a look. Just to see it like...

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Re: Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airpor

Legends say his dick warms up an area of about 9 inches like a campfire and that his friends would warm themselves in his apartment during winters by showing him a Playboy and gathering round.

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