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Iranian Scientist Claims to Have Invented 'time Machine'

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Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.
Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.
"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."
Razeghi said his latest project has been criticised by friends and relatives for "trying to play God" with ordinary lives and history. "This project is not against our religious values at all. The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost," he said. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."

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Re: Iranian Scientist Claims to Have Invented 'time Machine'

He's 10 days too late.

I don't think you can change the future. If you could somehow see the future, it would already contain whatever change you made to try and change it. I guess it's a paradox.

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Time traveling is... impossible. If there was ever a time machine wouldnt there wlays have been a time machine? Why is all this shit happening thatncould have been stopped? Plus if someone did make a time machine they wouldnt have the restraint not to blow it. That more power than anyone has ever had. And look at what we do with the power we got

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Time traveling is... impossible. If there was ever a time machine wouldnt there wlays have been a time machine? Why is all this shit happening thatncould have been stopped? Plus if someone did make a time machine they wouldnt have the restraint not to blow it. That more power than anyone has ever had. And look at what we do with the power we got
Just to play devil's advocate..

In the future if a time machine exists, time travel could be risky, expensive and there could be laws governing it. If someone did see one and told people..they would just think they're crazy. Side note: Why can people claim they saw an invisible being from the sky..er God.. and aren't called crazy?

How do we know all the bad stuff going on isn't a result of time travel? Hitler as a kid could have almost been killed by a car and someone prevented it. Good things can be a result of bad things. Bad things can be a result of good things.

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I can't believe some people are so stupid.

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I hope he watches out for those fuzzy creatures that attacked the Jules Verne prototype....I really think he should cut back on the heroin.

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