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Old 04-12-2012, 08:54 PM
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Idiot Stopped With 86 Bags Of Heroin Tied to Penis Urinates On Them

This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place.

When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

Woods had tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine concealed in a larger sack tied to his penis, cops said.

"I've seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I've never seen it tied to their penis," Folcroft Police Cpl. Christopher Eiserman told the paper. "I couldn't believe it."

Woods was a passenger in a car pulled over Friday for speeding, the Daily Times reported. The cop reported that he saw a bag of marijuana at Woods' feet, and another vial full of weed on the seat when he asked Woods to step out of the car.

Cops took Woods to a precinct house where the the contours of his pants aroused suspicion.

At the police station, officers pulled down the alleged perp's pants and claimed to find 41 bags of heroin and 48 bags of cocaine.

And then things got weird.

"I tried to remove it," Eiserman said. "Unfortunately, and I don't know if it was nervousness or not, but [Woods] started urinating all over."

Woods was charged with possession with intent to deliver, tampering with evidence and other crimes, the Delaware County Daily Times said.

See this idiot and others here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobile...-news_art_more

The gallery of idiots won't work for me. It was 89 bags of heroin and cocaine, not 86 bags of heroin.

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Old 04-12-2012, 10:46 PM
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Re: Idiot Stopped With 86 Bags Of Heroin Tied to Penis Urinates On Them

I have a huge bulge in my pants but it's nothing to do with drugs.

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Old 04-13-2012, 10:37 PM
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Re: Idiot Stopped With 86 Bags Of Heroin Tied to Penis Urinates On Them

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I have a huge bulge in my pants but it's nothing to do with drugs.
I wouldn't advise walking around with a wallet full of cash Steve.

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Re: Idiot Stopped With 86 Bags Of Heroin Tied to Penis Urinates On Them

No cure for stupid... I don't get if you are carrying around all kinds of narcotics.. isn't it the smart thing to drive the speed limit and not act obvious and stash things in better places...

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