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Old 10-05-2012, 12:35 AM
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dyin... that is awesome..

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Old 10-05-2012, 03:15 AM
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Ha ha ha!

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Old 10-05-2012, 08:14 AM
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Good thing it wasn't a $5 foot long. She might have suffered a concussion!

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Old 10-05-2012, 08:15 AM
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Better this way than a knuckle sandwich.

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Old 10-05-2012, 09:25 AM
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Re: Husband Attacks Wife With Sandwich

I want to see the 911 operator's face when she/he got the report.

-My husband beat me with a sandwich
-Excuse me?
-He beat me with a sandwich
-You need to get off drugs.

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Old 10-05-2012, 11:27 AM
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Better this way than a knuckle sandwich.
I am at work and this just made me belch out a "Ha" loud enough to turn heads. Puns and slapstick get me every time.

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Old 10-05-2012, 03:08 PM
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:48 AM
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Re: Husband Attacks Wife With Sandwich

I can't believe he got arrested! A sandwich is not a dangerous weapon...then again we don't know what was IN the sandwich. Take your husband out for a walk lady

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Old 10-06-2012, 04:54 AM
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"New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue."

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