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Old 09-23-2011, 03:40 PM
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A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.
Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.
He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.
But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot.
He then used some tomato ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.



The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.
The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.
He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.
The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.
Araujo said: 'I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.'
But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.
She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.

Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession.
The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil.

The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail.
The hitman and his 'victim"' faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill.
Sheriff Lima said: 'In eight years of policing I've never heard anything like it.'
While a local shopkeeper remarked: 'Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman's armpit?'

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Old 09-23-2011, 03:42 PM
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Lmao! Cool post.

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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

~face palm~

How stupid is the employer to think that picture looked anything BUT staged

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Old 09-23-2011, 04:32 PM
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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

what a dumb wife to report the alledged stealing of her money.
Just hire another hitman to kill both of them

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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

Makes you wonder if anyone out there uses their brains anymore.

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Old 09-23-2011, 09:16 PM
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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

This is A great story!! I am still giggling inside! It made my day better!

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Old 09-23-2011, 10:54 PM
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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

this is fuckin amazing.. its like something out of a b movie.. the low quality pic looks like a screenshot.. wow. such stupidity.

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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

Hit man? He was hitting on her all right.

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Old 09-24-2011, 06:29 AM
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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

lol I could of staged that better.. the knife in between arm and body oh puh-leeeez. lol.

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Old 09-24-2011, 06:37 AM
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Re: Hired Hitman Fakes Victims Death

Now it's hard even to find some honest hitman

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