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Finally! A Zombie Proof Cabin/Bunker Now For Sale

27.10.2014

To cater to every survivalist’s needs, a company is now selling a cabin it claims is ‘certified’ to be zombie-proof should the rest of the world come to an end from zombie hordes.

Tiger log cabins has seemingly stumbled on a potential goldmine as the love of zombie-related TVs, video games and books seems like it still has considerable steam left, with an actual answer to, ‘where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?’

The 8 metre x 13 metre cabin has been designed firmly with the idea that you would be able to prevent anyone, or anything, from breaching its defences, but also allowing those inside to remain relatively comfortable, with a toilet, kitchen, TV and even an Xbox and a set of turntable decks if you want to remix the Monster Mash with Thriller for maximum apt song usage.

Sit in comfort while zombie hordes scratch in futility at the cabin's exterior.

Designated simply as the Zombie Fortification Cabin, (ZFC-1), it also features some rather more helpful additions, including an upper deck vantage point, reinforced windows and doors, as well as an arsenal for storing a variety of anti-zombie weapons.

Tiger log cabins even throws in a 10 Year Anti-Zombie Guarantee for those lucky enough to survive a zombie attack if the owner and company both happen to survive a potential apocalypse.

The downside? With all mod-cons, including solar panels, security cameras, riot protection gear, search lights, flame throwers, water canon, barbed wire, and all-enclosed vegetable patch, this will set you back an eye-watering stg£90,775 (€115,045).

I’d rather be a care-free zombie, thanks.

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Cut the price by 60%, and just use shipping containers.

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how does this company stay afloat?

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Only a one car garage?

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That is pretty neat..but yeah, I think Id rather be a zombie than to be cooped up in that thing

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I guess there are those anxiously awaiting the zombie apocalypse!

The story was on our news last night.

Could make for a good movie. A zombie cabin park and zombies outwitting them.

Or not!

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I guess there are those anxiously awaiting the zombie apocalypse!

The story was on our news last night.

Could make for a good movie. A zombie cabin park and zombies outwitting them.

Or not!
Ive heard worse premises
Its just humourous people would not only fond the need for one but think they could substain themselves on 1200 sq feet!

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If they want all that protecting the outside, that's their choice even if it's fucking stupid. What I don't get is the hideous decor, looks like an entire house with all ikea furniture..

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This is cool but extremely useless as zombies aren't real.

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This is cool but extremely useless as zombies aren't real.
Yet...

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