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Old 12-12-2011, 06:18 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

I heard that clerics are also now forbidding scat lovers to touch potatoes. (I'd keep going with this but I think I'll grab some oranges and leave...)

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Old 12-14-2011, 02:04 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

are all UK newspapers "tabloids", much like the National Enquirer?

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Old 12-14-2011, 04:27 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

fucking morons

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Old 12-17-2011, 08:38 AM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

wow, Islamic men always seem to have this fear of any sexuality of any kind, with no intimacy involved. I believe this explains a whole hell of alot about them.

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Old 12-17-2011, 09:05 AM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

You almost assume that this "cult" is a joke... People can't really believe something so ridiculous... I feel sorry for some people in other countries. The religion is starting to sound like it is more based on sex than anything else.

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Old 12-17-2011, 10:17 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

I can go on record here and say, I have never fantasized about a green or orange penis, although those little bumps on the cucumber might be fun, lol!

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Old 12-17-2011, 10:20 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

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You almost assume that this "cult" is a joke... People can't really believe something so ridiculous... I feel sorry for some people in other countries. The religion is starting to sound like it is more based on sex than anything else.
Perhaps in all of these countries in which men are afraid of women seeing vegetables and fruits have very small penises and are afraid the women will like inanimate objects better than, "the real thing".

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Old 12-21-2011, 09:33 PM
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

fuck , i feel sorry for women over there.

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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

Haha!!! It's easy to see what the cleric has been thinking of, perhaps he is intimidated by the cucumber.

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