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Old 04-27-2012, 03:22 AM
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This Diet Will Kill You if You're Stupid Enough to Do It!

A Swiss woman managed to starve herself to death after trying to follow a sunlight-only diet, after watching a documentary of an Indian guru who claimed to live this way for 70 years.

Well, someone was lying and, no offense gurus, but obviously you CANNOT live on just sunlight alone.

If you don't believe that, then look into the millions of people who die of starvation and thirst every year. Unfortunately, wanna-be ascetics have been dying of an inability to put two and two (food + water = alive!) together in Germany, Britain and Australia according to the Swiss paper Tages-Anzeiger, but for this woman to starve in Switzerland, home to some of the best cheese and chocolate in the world, just seems exceptionally unnecessary.

I avoid the sun as much as possible, but, I would never sit in the sun that long to lose weight! One thing I have is common sense.

I carry sunscreen and water when I take my niece to the playground when it's warm. I glow in the dark and blind people on the beach. If people don't like it, they don't have to look!

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Old 04-27-2012, 03:57 AM
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The only things that diet will bring is starvation, skin cancer and death, I bet that guru was pissing his pants laughing as he tucked into a McDonalds.

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Old 04-28-2012, 02:33 AM
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Gotta love those Breatharians

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Old 04-28-2012, 08:47 AM
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The only things that diet will bring is starvation, skin cancer and death, I bet that guru was pissing his pants laughing as he tucked into a McDonalds.
love that funny as fuck

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Old 04-28-2012, 11:34 AM
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Re: This Diet Will Kill You if You're Stupid Enough to Do It!

fuck man why are people so scared of exercise? IT WONT KILL YOU!! loll. heck you dont even have to do much.. do 100 jumping jacks a day in your house if youre scared to go outside.. its better than nothing. you can even eat moderately better.

im not a big exercise freak.. i basically only exercise 2 or 3 times a week (for 5 min.. im lazy.. sue me), and with the exception of work 5times a day.. people still ask me if i work out.. so i must be doing something right.

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The only things that diet will bring is starvation, skin cancer and death, I bet that guru was pissing his pants laughing as he tucked into a McDonalds.

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Old 04-28-2012, 01:58 PM
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If people are dumb enough to try this they deserve death. It's called natural selection.

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Goddammit this is why we will never be recognized as an intelligent planet by alien life forms . Seriously though had she never heard of skin cancer?

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Old 04-30-2012, 02:03 PM
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sunshine diet?

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